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chili dog lunch 

When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog
I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.

Tuscan Chili Dog 

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

chilly dog 

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.
My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.
chilly dog by Scott March 12, 2004

soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.
Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.
soggy chili dog by lil smokie April 28, 2006

Bohemian Chilly Dog 

When a man puts a hot dog bun on his dick, then has his girlfriend or boyfriend shit hot liquid diarrhea on top of it and then that person eats it.
What did you have for dinner last night?

A Bohemian Chilly Dog....and i came like kjad98wyr8iwhrfuiw23y48hf