anti-celebrity

Being annoyed with, or against the mindless worship of celebrities and the constant use of them as a distracted from real life issues and the common person.
Person A: What the fuck!? More news about Britney? I'm sick of this shit what about what the fuck is going on with our troops?

Person B: God, I didn't know you were so anti-celebrity... Chill out, man.
by Ally Shaheed December 06, 2007
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celebre-hick

a person whom is an example of America's current trend toward and facination with making a celebrity out of some backwoods hill billy (or hick).
My god that Sarah Palin is THE classic celebre-hick

Have you seen the reality show where the celebre-hick is famous for having too many children ?

The next thing you know we are going to be electing a celebre-hick for president
by Reverand Tyrone December 12, 2010
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Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.
Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.
by Havana192 September 29, 2009
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celebrity ugshot

a pic of a celebrity, usually female or a starlet, looking so ugly it's criminal.

can be because of lack of makeup and studio lighting in a candid shot, or plastic surgery disasters and looking anorexic.
omg did u c the latest celebrity ugshot of LiLo on perez hilton?
by mayasd October 11, 2009
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celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.
Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss
by Pumba December 25, 2004
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Excessive Celebration

Celebrating beyond to the point of "unsportsman-like" conduct.

Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.
Ref: After the interception, excessive celebration, number 93 on the intercepting team. 15-yard penalty will be assessed at the turnover spot.

Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!
by Bill-Bo-Bob-Jim-Joe December 19, 2011
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Celebrity Crush

1. Someone famous one finds immensely desirable/attractive/sexy and, if given the chance, would be more than happy to sleep with

2. Someone one has close to no chance with but can't help but like/be attracted to/daydream about/want to bang
1. Rosalie: Name 3 guys you wanna sleep with.

Natalia: Chris Pine, Chace Crawford, Micheal Cera...

Rosalie: Celebrity crushes? For real?

Natalia: ...Yeah...

2. Amanda: God, you're such a dork.

Lori: Say what you will but some day, I'm gonna be Mrs.

Gabe Saporta...

Amanda: ...Dude, that's such a celebrity crush.

Lori: ...What's your point?
by DaisyCera June 16, 2009
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