Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed
A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat
A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat
Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!
by Katii3 May 22, 2008
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by sjdjdjdjdn September 4, 2022
Get the cbat mug.I almost hooked up with this guy last night until he started CBat'ing, and I laughed so hard I farted on his balls.
by BadboiBepis September 3, 2022
Get the CBat mug.CBAM (pronounced 'see-BAM') is an acronym for the phrase 'cock-borne ass-matter'. CBAM can result when a couple engages in anal sex, and the recipient's ass is not completely 'prepared' for the invasion of the perpetrator's cock.
Thus, upon withdrawal from the recipient's ass, small amounts of fecal matter may cling to the perpetrator's dick like a rotweiler hangs onto a robber's femur. CBAM, while not entirely visually or aesthetically pleasing, is a necessary evil if one is to perform a dirty sanchez, a dirty rodriguez, a dirty ash wednesday, or the dirty menorah.
Indeed, were it not for CBAM it would be impossible to complete any of the above acts as well as other 'dirty' acts that have recently become so popular in the arena of sexual shenanigans.
Thus, upon withdrawal from the recipient's ass, small amounts of fecal matter may cling to the perpetrator's dick like a rotweiler hangs onto a robber's femur. CBAM, while not entirely visually or aesthetically pleasing, is a necessary evil if one is to perform a dirty sanchez, a dirty rodriguez, a dirty ash wednesday, or the dirty menorah.
Indeed, were it not for CBAM it would be impossible to complete any of the above acts as well as other 'dirty' acts that have recently become so popular in the arena of sexual shenanigans.
"Dude...last night I picked up this waitress and gave her a dirty sanchez and...even after I had painted the Frito-Bandito 'stache on her face...my dick still had CBAM all over it. I think she had nachos for lunch..."
by justplainnuts December 31, 2009
Get the CBAM mug.THIS POOR WOMAN HAD TO LISTEN TO THE SONG CBAT BY HUDSON MOHAWKE FOR 2 YEARS WHILE DOING THE devils tango AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING> HE THRUSTED TO THE SONG BRO
"hey babe you wanna... get freaky"
"yes"
"ok let me uhh set the mood"
*plays cbat*
girl : *starts crying*
"yes"
"ok let me uhh set the mood"
*plays cbat*
girl : *starts crying*
by your moms pillow September 7, 2022
Get the Cbat mug.Dodgy sex music (Skrillex murdering an angry donkey kind of dodgy) you put on to woo your woman EVERY TIME YOU GET INTIMATE but then discover she is repulsed by it after a couple of years. You post about using the terrible beat for sex on Reddit, find out her family has been mocking you for years, and then post a "sexy" video showing these moves on tiktok using your phone as the POV of your now ex girlfriend.
Oh and you look exactly like the kind of person who puts cbat on every time you have sex.
Oh and you look exactly like the kind of person who puts cbat on every time you have sex.
by Squarkersmccaw September 9, 2022
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