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Caution Hot!

This is German for "I'm sweating my balls off in this stupid weather." Also a phrase used when removing a hot plate from a microwave.
This plate was Caution Hot!
by DogMonkey October 1, 2003
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cautopia

A perfect "world" scenario, much like the utopia, which is misassumed as perfect, but actually just another world possibility. Again, utopia = dystopia or perfection or anything in between, a cautopia, IF I'm spelling it right, is a perfect world, like anarchy without the an or the archy, just, heaven!
my cautopian dreams are truly less than that perfect impossibilty, alas, alas, but hey we gots cable, bubba, put another bullet in my gurgling stpid mouth, ah the bubbling red of total hate and loss, hell bound we are. So Impossible? Or just Ultimate Truth (Dis)Embodied ?
by Joel Sailor December 28, 2006
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Cautino

When one of your parents are Caucasian and one is Latino.
That cautino biotch is slammin.
or
That kid is so cautino he likes apple pie and beans and rice.
by Lee LeBlanc December 24, 2007
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Caution inc.

1. Those 4 fat dudes on stage.
2. A Punk/Hardcore band from Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.
I've never seen 4 fat guys move so fast! They totally pulled a caution inc.
by drunkonshwater March 4, 2010
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Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014
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caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
by olbluejr July 8, 2016
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Cautemise

The act of getting analy fucked from a searing hot prong or other blazing hot phallus.
Jack: Hey you all done with my fire poker?
JIll: Nah put it in my butt
Jack: The ol' Cautemise eh?
by TheAnalButler April 21, 2018
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