curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.

Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021

carcinage

a disaster, something that happens out of the blue with no warning that changes someones life for worse

"shit that was a carcinage." " you just carcinated his life bruv"

by D Farrell May 22, 2007

carriage-shy

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

by dilettante August 1, 2008

carlagenia

the strong urge to go home in the middle of a party, sleepover, out of town event, etc. with no particular reason at all.

Maybe she suddenly had carlagenia that's why she abruptly left the dance floor.

by lycastor May 14, 2011

Cartagena Necktie

A grisly form of death made popular by the Cartels in Cartagena by making a vertical slit in the throat, cutting the flap of skin under the tongue, then leading the tongue out of the slit in the throat and hanging the person by it.

When we found him, he was hanging from the rafters by a Cartagena Necktie.

by Johnny Crack n' Pack February 14, 2012

cartidge

A small four-wheel automobile.

What a nice electric cartidge you have there!

by A. I. L. Wilson September 27, 2013

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013