Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.
by CHOUSER October 22, 2019
Get the Calista mug.A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.
John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry
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