caf'ed 

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

I was walking into the mall and I caf'ed infront of everyone...

Man did you hear her caf?

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

caf'ed by BigDaddyErn January 7, 2011

caf'ed 

To fall asleep (pass out) before everyone else. Usually at a party.

Georgie just caf'ed

caf'ed by Eboney6 March 4, 2017

Caf-furious 

1. The caffeine equivalent of hangry
2. Needing caffeine so bad you're angry

If there isn't coffee in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna become caf-furious

Caf-furious by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

Half-Caf

Used when ordering coffee and you want half regular and half decaffinated.

I'll have a tall half-caf latte on the fly.

Half-Caf by Tentochi February 11, 2005

Gin in the caf 

A term used when you see someone abnormally large in a setting relating to the culinary arts that you think is an acquaintance of yours, but in reality it was just another heavy set fellow who shares the same physical features.

-"I thought I saw Gin in the caf"
- "No it was just another fat guy"

Gin in the caf by Some random 11 year old January 9, 2023

Splash-Caf 

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

Splash-Caf by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) 

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.

Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015