Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020

weenie bumpers

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance

Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!

by JackHammer91 January 10, 2015

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 16, 2022

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

bumper balls

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.

I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.

I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.

by Akhilesh Patel April 27, 2007

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

by theJAW June 26, 2008