Bumper cars 

When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums

The two of them played bumper cars all last night

Bumper cars by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

bumper-pee 

The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.

Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!

bumper-pee by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006

bumper humper 

A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.

Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.

bumper humper by Sheky#1 December 28, 2008

bumper stickers 

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

bumper stickers by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

Bumper Buddies

Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting

Look at these two bumper buddies. They're backing up traffic for a mile!

Bumper Buddies by Tatstastic July 23, 2012

bumper sticker guru 

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

bumper sticker guru by vistaman May 3, 2008

Bumper Sticker 

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

Bumper Sticker by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010