BUMP

send an alert to someone's walkie-talkie phone (Nextel, etc.) that you want to talk.

bump me on the Nextel after you get to work and we'll talk about...

BUMP by digby September 11, 2004

bump

adj to swindle, con

you saying you spent 2 grand on that piece of trash? you just got bumped

bump by real-i-o August 8, 2003

bump

if you have no growler or willy you just have a bump. a bump is usually associated with fluff

John: Do you know mannequin Mike has noting between his legs??
Tony: Yeah he just has a bump

bump by hibbert23 January 15, 2008

bump

To insert one testicle into a vagina for no more than approximately two seconds. Usually a spontaneous act, can be a surprise to either/both involved, and can occur by complete accident.

Sid "Vicious" (or Patrick) Crosby: They calling me an alien, a big headed astronaut.

Michael "Bolton" Kovach: Eff those Flyer fans, that does not even make sense as a put down. Why would they even say that?

Sid: Maybe it's because your boy easy get ass a lot. To the tune of 87 women so far.

Mike: That's malarkey. I find your approach (to women) so adolescent -- I may look young but your game is prepubescent.

Sid: It's give or take, and sometimes I switch back to the old recipe. How many girls you slept with?

Mike: 5.5.

Sid: I am disappoint. And what the hell is a half point?

Mike: I bumped a girl once. I figured it was just a few seconds and just a ball so I can't count it as a full point.

Sid: Redic.

bump by modenapsu September 24, 2011

bump

(Verb) To do or say something that causes extreme embarassment or shame to someone. (see also... bumpy)

(1.) "You got bumped when Mr. Ricks caught you cheating." (2.) "When you dropped your dropped your shorts in gym, you bubmped yourself". (3.) Dude, that was a MAJOR bump!"

bump by spiderdude July 24, 2004

Bump

Hype or crazy.

That party was so bump! People was dubin like crazy!

Bump by MaiDizzle January 24, 2009

Bump

Bump - as in to stitch someone up.

"arr you jus got bumped off hard bruv"

or on opening a newly purchased wrap of drugs that fails to meet expected standards (sizewise) "thas a bump!"

Bump by pacmandem January 4, 2010