Swedish Bulldozer

A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.

Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play

by Hitler's Fuckbuddy January 22, 2017

bulldozer

Another name for the Jager Bomb. A mixed drink consisting of one shot Jägermeister and a half can of Red Bull.

"Most people call this drink the Jäger Bomb, but I hate conforming to what's popular, so I call it the Bulldozer.

by Mack Daddy Part II: The Revenge June 27, 2006

[bulldozer]

when you are having anal you hit the girls head on a bunch of shit and knock her out. then her butthole gets smaller because of her being unconcious, therefore you get more pleasure. so you are riding her like a bulldozer in a way because you are running into shit.

dude i did the bulldozer on my girlfriend last night and it felt amazing.

by osu5555 June 24, 2008

Bulldozer

Bulldozer (noun)- A bulldozer is a term to identify a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder. A borderline bulldozes into,your life without so much as an invitation, destroying everything in her path. Once the bulldozer gains access to your world, it is too late. Your world as you know it will never be the same. The destruction caused by one borderline bulldozer is unimaginable and disheartening to say the least.

The destruction caused at the hands of one borderline bulldozer has to be witnessed to be believed.

The psychological profession has a long way to go to discover pharmaceutical treatment plans that actually manage bulldozers destructive behaviors.

She is a dangerous bulldozer who will not be satisfied until she destroys everything in her path.

I have been in the crossfires of a bulldozer and it is a place I never care to be again.

by HaleyAllen September 3, 2016

bulldozer

Using two straws, one in each nostril, while snorting two lines of any type of drug.

He had to use two straws to do a bulldozer on the two lines of coke he had just made.

by Ch. September 2, 2008

Irish Bulldozer

When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.

Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child

by Irish Mercutio October 25, 2010

Bulldozer

to plow a girls vag so hard that your position is resembling a bulldozer moving a boulder.
most often used in the doggy position

Mark:Yo man, What happened lastnite wit you and your girl i could hear noises??
Ryan: Ahhh man i pulled a straight bulldozer on her.

by The Great Man Guru February 9, 2009