by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021
Get the Bronze Minermug. Do these people even exist?
I don't think so.
Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
I don't think so.
Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
Person 1: What rank are you?
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
by CocotheLoco1 November 8, 2022
Get the Bronze 1mug. an ancient greek deity that was known as the demi god of war, being son of Kratos. his name comes from the bronze that the greece used in war.
by dewb May 7, 2018
Get the Brent Bronzemug. An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.
by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021
Get the Road to bronzemug. When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.
No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.
No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.
by TickTalk October 29, 2011
Get the Out Bronzedmug. A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014
Get the Bronze Trophymug. by Aden_but_its_allowed March 15, 2023
Get the brains bronzemug.