Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

bollucks

English slang for scrotum and ballsack, has several different means some good some bad.

Big Brother's a load of bollucks mate

by bridd June 10, 2004

bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010

Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010

Boxlocks

Noun. 1) Dreadlocks of the pubic hair, particularly in females.

Buddha: Dude, I was going to go down on this girl from the U of R but when I got her pants off she had these enormous Bob Marley inspired boxlocks down there.
Chris: Ugggh!
Buddha: Yeah, needless to say it was over right then.

by crackysmokerton May 12, 2004

dogs bollocks

British Slang for 'the best ever'
also:
1.literally - dogs testicles
2.a game played on school playgrounds in Britain similar to British Bulldog but more hardcore

'That's the dogs bollocks, mate'

by Eryl September 28, 2005

Bollock Goggles

Placing your ball sack over your partner's eyes - restricting vision

Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes

by T.rynston July 17, 2003