This word is specifically for guys; It is when you have a weekend to yourself (as your lady friend might take for herself when it's her time of the month). You might sit on the couch with your favorite blanket and watch Notting Hill, or curl up in the sunroom draped in a silk robe and read your favorite book for the second time, or even eat a pint of ben and jerrys by yourself. And when you have a weekend like this, guess what bro, you just had your broperiod. Like it or not.
Yo bro, what'd you do this weekend? Get shitfaced?
Na brosef, I had my broperiod.
What?
I just loafed around the house bro. And read my favorite book, it was the shit. I deserved it.
Thats so BRO!
YEEAH BRO!
LETS WATCH NOTTING HILL NEXT WEEKEND BRO!
....you gay bro?
Na brosef, I had my broperiod.
What?
I just loafed around the house bro. And read my favorite book, it was the shit. I deserved it.
Thats so BRO!
YEEAH BRO!
LETS WATCH NOTTING HILL NEXT WEEKEND BRO!
....you gay bro?
by MarthaStewart420 October 23, 2011
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1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.
2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
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1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.
2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
by edoglost April 18, 2011
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by McCullo January 28, 2009
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A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
Get the Brofessional mug.A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007
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The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut butter.
“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”
“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”
Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”
Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
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