brooth

use your imagination; comes in many shapes and forms.

suck on muh BROOTH

by chea brah November 9, 2010

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

brootal

another word for INTENSE.

dude, this weekend is going to be brootal!

by kaseyj May 9, 2006

BoBoTron

The worst possible brand.

Add a model number after BoBoTron for increased effect.

Man this fucking TV is BoBoTron, how much did you pay for this garbage?

Man this shit is BoBoTron 5000.

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

brobogganing

Brobogganing is a the use of a sled down or across plains of snow with your bro's. A traditional form of transport used by the Innu and Cree of northern Canada.

It snowed like crazy last night, what a swell day to go Brobogganing!

by Zeta_Pharaoh_ February 7, 2013

Brootal

When you're trying so hard to be brutal that it get's cringy as f-

Yo did you see how freakin brootal that kid was. I know right it was hard to look at I need Clorox eydrops!

by Jojoker124 January 19, 2020