Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

darcy briand

darcy is a person who like persons who know persons that know other persons and these persons know darcy.

darcy is a person

by darcy April 16, 2004

brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

by jturbo October 2, 2009

dolly brained

Remember the "dolly" sheep? yes, the cloned one. this phrase comes and inspired by that sheep. The meaning is a person who has a mental disorder and low intelligency. Usually used for a nasty person

that rascal is dolly brained!!!

by C-Flo February 5, 2004

Bird-brained

Wise, intelligent, graceful and humble. Eco-minded, environmentally conscious.

The bird-brained scientist found a solution for worldwide pollution and deserves a Nobel prize.

by Ben Frank October 19, 2019