A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.
The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
Get the bouquet of penises mug.Noun, British: A corset with elastic suspenders to attach stockings usually boned (like the woman will be later in the evening, hopefully)
"That basque really shows off your boobs"
"Yes, it's very tight, I can't wait to get it off"
"Neither can I"
"Yes, it's very tight, I can't wait to get it off"
"Neither can I"
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by Frisco Pete January 18, 2013
Get the BooQuest mug.The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
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"Its strange how that kid who's supposed to be queer friendly and a christian calls and labels certain things, even heteronormative things, gay.....Its simply the most blatant bisqueerchance of our world of radical acceptance today...."
-"Queer Theory" Professor
-"Queer Theory" Professor
by queerthrin December 7, 2010
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Besqueat is the verb, besquat the past tense and of course on a wider scale you would say besqueation. For example; There shall be a great besqueation on this day.
Besqueat is the verb, besquat the past tense and of course on a wider scale you would say besqueation. For example; There shall be a great besqueation on this day.
Kelbert awoke in the night, unawares... Only to find that I was besqueat him, with my nuts on his forehead.
by The Crabman August 11, 2014
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