boof

a really wet fart. It's like a power fart were you shit yourself a little bit.

"oh man, I just boofed really bad"

"boof, aw man, change your boxers if it's that bad."

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007

boof

Boof is a technical term in the sport of whitewater kayaking. What it mean is to use a rock (called a boof rock)to launch your boat flatly of of a small waterfall. This way a kayak lands beyond the hydraulic off of the bottom of the waterfall or avoids rocks that they would otherwise land on. Boof strokes refer to the stroke someone takes when making a boof move.

He totally missed the boof line and got pretty banged up.

To boof gorilla falls, hit the little rock three feet from the left wall.

by lauristan October 3, 2005

Boof

Usually means to shove drugs up your ass for a longer trip, can be used to describe bad quality drugs, or smoking/popping weed/pills.

Jane: "What was you doing last night?"
John: "I boofed a fat blunt, what about you?"
Jane: "Oh shit! I was outta boof some codeine pills but the quality was boof as fuck"
John: "I feel you!"

by Offset from Migos June 10, 2018

Boof

If something is boof then it is really ratchet and unpractical. Mostly used when describing a place or person. All the cool kids are saying it!!

Yo ur mommas butt implants are looking really boof.

by PenetratedHotDog November 9, 2018

boof

a whitewater kayak or canoe move that involves lifting the bow of the boat to get over an obstacle.
The word is an onomatopoeia to describe the sound of the boat hitting the water when the move is performed correctly. The boat lands flat on it's hull, making the "boof" sound.

That drop is shallow, so you want to boof it to avoid hitting bottom.

The best line is to boof that rock so you don't get stuck in the flow going the other way towards that nasty bit.

by dragorossi March 12, 2011

Boof

Inexplicably, what most white people think Beyoncé is saying in her song, Countdown

"Me and my boof and my boof boof riding"

by antlerz August 20, 2012

Boof

Slang for meth. Used to describe crystal meth in the 785 area code. Originated from the descriptive feeling one got when smoking or shooting meth during the 2000's. When users repeated blurted out "boof" after large hits and where asked why , they answered "everytime i hit your shit my head goes boof" and slowly dealers throughout the 785 coined "boof" slang for its crystal meth, ice, tina, twack, etc.

Wheres the Boof? / Got Boof? / Lets get an 8ball of that fire boof. / They've been up for days, acting like zombies, smoking Boof and shooting Boof up. / Im so boofed out I can't quit staring at the cameras.

by TellyMade July 27, 2012