bonsai mother-fucker

A term used to describe a moment of excitement

Joe just won 1500 dollars on the blackjack table and yells " Bonsai mother-fucker"

by Mrchipper May 16, 2010

bonscuzi

A legitimate and truthful excuse.

We found that TJ's excuse was a bonscuzi; his dog really had eaten his homework.

by Blu J August 19, 2008

Bonso

Dean is the definition of a bonso.
Usually the slow and lazy typical fat man.

Always needs carrying along in life.

Ring bonso get him to come around and cut the grass.

Get bonso to fetch it, that's all he's good for.

by Sir Rochfortè November 27, 2016

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

E.B. Bonskeebee

weed, the ganja, stinky green, mary jane

You got that E.B. Bonskeebee? Im gonna get fuckin wrecked.

by Rumble January 2, 2006

bonsu

one of the best words ever invented, and quite versital as it can be used as a noun, verb, and name. It means anything desirable but can be used specifically to fit the needs of your conversation.

It also can be used as an interjection in wildly innapropriate situations.

kevin: "dudeee look at that bonsu!!
erin: no wayyy, i'd soooo bonsu that!

dan: yesterdayyy we're rooby rooby rooo
kevin: bonsu!!

by rabbi kerin August 14, 2009

bless bonsu

the sexiest kid in the world,and loves to rap, and hes sexy, freaky and drop dead gorgeous and loves becca

"Daymn, there goes bless bonsu, he is soo sexy"

by Rebecca Teaser March 22, 2009