bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.

Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!

by bogeyninja August 13, 2024

bogey skinner

When you pull out of the anus and the fecal matter from the penis tip is smeared from the belly button to the vagina. Common amongst gays and southerners.

Will pulled out a bogey skinner on Cassidy.

by The Chauncey November 15, 2010

troll bogeys

are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at Christmas

kid - eww mum why are you giving me troll bogeys
mum - for the last time they are called Brussel sprouts

by the fart nuggets February 9, 2017

Troll Bogey

When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.

“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”

by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023

Bogey

Another word For a Cigarette

My boy smoking a bogey

by Can’tcatchmelacking April 10, 2019

bogey

1. It is when someone sucks at a sport.

2. Someone get knocked out in one hit.

That kid Ben is bogey at everything.
Ben just got bogeyed.

by Akex & Marksmen May 9, 2008

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023