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Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
by Purrris August 14, 2006
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Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.
by c0rr January 19, 2011
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steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma
by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
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blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"
dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king
by vince mildew January 26, 2009
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blumpkin boy

Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy
by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011
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