Blueberries

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

BLUEBERRY HAZE

That shit to make a niggas ass high for days

Yo this blueberry haze got me still high and i smoked 3 days ago

by P ROCK April 12, 2004

blueberry pie

When a girl takes a handful of blueberries, chews them up and sucks your cock, then she spits the blueberries and your cum on the ground. Eating it is optional.

Dahm shawty gave me a blueberry pie.

by Spankythemonky August 12, 2020

blueberry

-THE BEST GANJA!
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed

-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"

by roxors April 3, 2005

Blueberrification

The process of a small child being turned into a blueberry through the act of eating forbidden gum

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!" "Well Mr. B, thats a side effect known just as Blueberrification.

by Citti in the hiddi July 20, 2010

Blubberpussy

1) A bulbous and swollen vulva either due to extreme obesity or a suction device of some kind.

2) The logical extension of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

3) What Kelso should have said on That 70's show when he asked the question "You know what's a funny word?" instead of pickelweasel

Dude I totally mega-hammered that whale bitch's blubberpussy. Thank god for it too, otherwise I might have crushed my pelvis in.

Did she even notice you were fucking her?

not really, other than the fap fap fap sound of her blubberpuss all that could be heard was her eating cheetos.

by forman2011 August 6, 2011

Blueberry Surprise

Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.

I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.

by ARan714 December 10, 2009