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Blubberpussy

1) A bulbous and swollen vulva either due to extreme obesity or a suction device of some kind.

2) The logical extension of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

3) What Kelso should have said on That 70's show when he asked the question "You know what's a funny word?" instead of pickelweasel
Dude I totally mega-hammered that whale bitch's blubberpussy. Thank god for it too, otherwise I might have crushed my pelvis in.

Did she even notice you were fucking her?

not really, other than the fap fap fap sound of her blubberpuss all that could be heard was her eating cheetos.
by forman2011 August 6, 2011
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blabberpuss

When a wet juicy pussy, gets finger or fucked, it makes a sound, called blabberpuss.
Babe I love when I fuck you, I get blabberpuss, it makes me fuck you even harder, so then the blabberpuss gets louder, causing me to fuck your brains out.
by sirkillalotic November 22, 2009
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BlubberPuss

A BlubberPuss is a word to describe a really fat girl/woman who is a really nice person. Blubber meaning the fat, and the puss derives from pussycat, Blubberpuss.
'That girls a right blubberpuss.'
'She's round and sound she's a blubberpuss.'
by Dombomdom April 22, 2010
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Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.
Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).
by thecoldcrusader February 27, 2011
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