diaper blowout

1. When a baby or anyone who wears a diaper had a bad poopy accident full of diarreha and poo goes everywhere making a mess and getting everything stinky.

2. When someone spills pepper on the chairs at wendy's, and it looks like hundreds of little bug terds.

1. Upset mom: P-U! I think we should pull over on the side of the road to take care of the kid's diaper problems.

Grumpy dad: Darn that diaper blowout is so stinky!

2. Girl: Whoops, there goes all of my pepper! Oh well, I gotta go.

Wendy's Worker: Oh darn, someone left a serious diaper blowout for my to clean up, so nobody can sit at this table until I clean.

by cufused_kris June 29, 2009

Total Blowout

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

by MGZeke June 21, 2018

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

taco blowout

When you're eating a taco and it falls apart because either the soft taco tortilla is too thin, or you made your own taco and put too much in the taco.

This restaurant sucks! This is the 2nd time I got a taco blowout from here.

by pootskiller May 6, 2009

Bhopal Blowout

A Bhopal Blowout is a silent bodily gas release while a partner is performing oral sex on you.

Dude, man, Cindy got a Bhopal Blowout last night.

by TheGasManCometh January 27, 2011

Chippy Blowout

Getting some chips (fries) and eating them (lots) really quickly.

I'm really hungry, i'm going to the chipshop for a chippy blowout.

by Eri Peri September 27, 2011

Untimely Blowout

The situation that a guy finds himself in during anal sex where the girl farts with such force that it forces his dick out of her hole. In extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.

Stan: Well, I finally got Wilma to let me fuck her up the ass.

Mitch: How was it?

Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.

by patsguy November 22, 2011