Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.

by besznits August 2, 2016

Brazilian Blowout

Shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.

The pain from the waxing caused Aunt Thelma to have a brazilian blowout.

by Idaho G Spot June 3, 2010

anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

brazilian blowout

when fucking a brazilian prostitute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.

Dude I was railing this brazilian prostitute last week and she got diarrhea on me. No man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes cum leaking out of her.

by phenominally wise February 26, 2011

bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals

Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!

by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015

burrito blowout

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013