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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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BlackPinkOla

@PosterChuuAlt (blackpinkola) is an account on twitter that makes really bad fancams and they are really annoying and lie alot. They are also known for using the iconic 'Ola' name just for followers.
'BlackPinkOla is a jobless hag'

'BlackPinkOla could never'
by abbyleeola November 3, 2021
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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