Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021

Blessing day

Every Thursday everyone must give blessing $2.

“Where’s my money”
“What money”
“It’s blessing day”
“Here *gives”

by Rennet August 25, 2021

Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

by rammy l October 17, 2021

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.

She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.

by geehiminati April 23, 2003

Mixed Blessing

A mixed drink with 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey

The Mixed Blessing is a drink that lives up to its name. Just add 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey for a truly memorable (and perhaps unmemorable) event.

by Duluthian November 8, 2011

Bulimic Blessing

When you French kiss a bullimic girl, and stuck your tongue too far and she throws up on you

(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)

"I was french kissing Shelby and i wasn't expecting to get the bulimic blessing"

by H20hoe May 26, 2019