black friday

in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.

Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday?
Friend: HELL NO! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3!

by crazyyyyyy439 December 25, 2007

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving when people who are dumber than shit wait in line for 3 hours at stores to save $5. These are the same fucking morons who think that all places except stores should close on this day, even though it is NOT a holiday.

It's Black Friday. Except for work, I'm not leaving the house. Can't stand idiots!

by MsAgro9876 July 3, 2006

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving when the holidy/christmas shopping season starts. It is called Black Friday because it is on Friday and traditionally the day that retailers finances go in the black, i.e., become profitable. In the red, on other other hand, implies that a company is operating at a loss, i.e. unprofitable.

A sharp rise in profits from holiday sales pushed the firm in the black which is typically referred to as Black Friday in the retailing world.

by John Quincy December 28, 2005

black friday

when a friday falls on the 13th of the month
is thought to be unlucky and is associated with witches, dark spirits and back cats
as many unlucky things happen on this day as any other day of the year although we believe more occur because we are looking out for every little piece of "bad luck"

"its black friday you know, thats unlucky. hope nothing bad happens"

by poisengirl December 28, 2005

Black Fridaying

To be currently in the presses of shopping for Black Friday deals or planning to shop for Black Friday deals.
Abbreviation for Black Friday shopping.

I’m going Black Fridaying with my family tomorrow.

by Skinny Legend 2.0 November 3, 2018

black friday

The day after thanksgiving, when stores hold major sales and go out of the red and into the black.

a: whats up with black friday?
b: it's when stores can get out of bankruptcy

by kindie December 28, 2005

blacked friday

The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.

Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.

Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.

by Harriet Plugman November 25, 2017