bitcoin loser

someone who talks about Bitcoin too much and loves it too much and think the whole world revolves around Bitcoin
This guy just bums Bitcoin, he's a real Bitcoin loser
by TryNotToListenToIdiots November 23, 2021
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You did something really well then failed so much worse and made everyone disappointed in you
“You failed the test, Your such a bitcoin”-person 1
“Just because I’m smart doesn’t mean I have to pass every test”-person 2
by Tottaly normal December 09, 2022
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I IVESTED IN BITCOIN IDOT SO SHUT THE F#CK UP
by I LIKE PENIS IDOTTTTTTTT June 04, 2022
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Bitcoin is to bitch; what heck is to hell. Used to avoid swearing.
by jammiereviews April 24, 2023
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A digital asset that has gained currency in decentralized Ponzi schemes, which makes it virtually impossible to catch the bad actors (criminals, hackers, money launderers, drug & human traffickers, …); it also serves as safe virtual money to protect the wealth of those who live in developing countries beset with hyperinflation.
Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.
by Numerati June 29, 2024
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A NOT-SO-“Wise” “investment
by jezzabellheights_ August 22, 2022
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Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?
Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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