a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Charlie Bit My Finger

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years

"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!

by CBMFD July 26, 2010

two-bit whore

Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".

The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

by Cody Stratton May 26, 2005

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

Charlie bit me

A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.

"Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."

by WelfareChris April 3, 2008

D-BiT

n. acronymn for Douch Bag in Training (see Douche Bag in Training)

After leaving the Affliction T-shirt support group the father picked up his D-Bit son from his ex-girlfriends who broke up with him because he would not move out of his mother's house.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

20-bit

Measurement of ganja that is dealt in the UK, worth £20.

(420)

Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"

by ttjdaustinn October 31, 2015