Birthday 

The day if the year where you get bine of what you asked for and end up getting shirts

Me: great shirts!! Thanks mom😢 really wanted that for my birthday.

Birthday by Lodgan slayer December 10, 2018

birthday 

The best occasion of the year, because for example you could get free money on your birthday, you could get a free car on your birthday, etc.. Basically, one of your birthdays could be the best day of your life, just because of a good event happening for free.

I want to go to a strip club on my 21st birthday and ask for a free lap dance that day just because that day would be my birthday!

birthday by Twight0931 March 18, 2021

Birthday 

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

Birthday by SeagullGod July 3, 2019

Birthday 

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

Birthday by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019

Birthday 

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

Why do we even celebrate your birthday

Birthday by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019

birthday 

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.

Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off

birthday by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016

Birthday 

A day you celebrate someone’s birth

Happy birthday to you~~

Birthday by SunshineSnakeu April 24, 2018