Biffing the Cheddar

Biffing the cheddar is an ambiguous way of being coy about an action you will or have performed. These acts may be innocent, but are often conveyed with a sexual undertone.

Bro, I spent all night biffing the cheddar to Christi Boner.

Yo Alex! Hurry up in the shitter! What are you- biffing the cheddar in there!?

by GJ_Jerry_G August 11, 2023

bif naked

Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins, is a fabulous female Canadian rock singer. She has featured on the Buffy soundtrack, and also apeared in a few movies.

"wow bif naked rawks!"
"your telling me!"

by Mark June 19, 2004

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

BIF

Brilliant Idea Fairy; the imbecile who doesn't help a situation and can actually make things worse. He or she will suggest ideas that are impractical, implausable or impossible. Most often found where senior management hasn't a clue and no experience and is directing operations.

BIF is very similar to the owner of a MBA with no practical work experience in the job you are performing who is attempting to make your job more productive.

by Crazy Q February 15, 2013

ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.

(Note the lack of dashes)

Jacques: Tu es un ros bif!
Nigel: Qui a mangé toutes les tortes?

by Adam January 14, 2005

Slivo-biffed

To get extremely drunk on Slivovits (a Serbian plum brandy).

"Dude! You gotta help us!!! Mikey's losin it! He's running down the hallway in his friggin underwear screaming obcenities and stealing peoples spare change! He's slivo-biffed again!"

by Senator Jibbulosevich October 18, 2009

Bif Out

Someone getting their rat/fanny/cock out.

"go on girl get ya bif out"

by Rate My Trout December 23, 2008