Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Jeffery Bezos

The most incredible, sexy, beautiful man alive

I love Jeffery Bezos, I don't know how anyone couldn't!

by ThePersonLivingInUrWalls December 24, 2022

Jeffrey Bezos

Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.

That guy is bald he is Jeffrey Bezos

by Jickle my Pickle February 18, 2023

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Bezosphobia

the fear of jeff bezos

man 1 look at this picture of jeff bezos

man 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please dont show me thos i have Bezosphobia

by sneezus christ October 4, 2021

Bezos

cash money

Man I gotta get some bezos

by Mike Gotta January 10, 2019

Bezoner Boner

A queerish jew, much like justin, who suck ppl known as anthony.

Justin is a bezoner boner.

by Warren Espland April 12, 2005