Benzer

the funniest guy at Silicon Valley STaffing Group in Emeryville, CA. He single and ready to mingle.

"That Benzer is hotter than double-headed dildos and anal beads, I'm surprised he doesn't have hoes in different area codes"

by moni in the middle December 15, 2008

Beezer

To expell gas.
Fart.

I ate some beans and now i have to beezer.

by Jennell February 22, 2005

BEZERK

(Acronym) Binuclear Extreme Z Energy Regulated Kinase

When High energy particles such as neutrino's bombard a living cell and effect DNA changes through activation of the pathways that affect externally regulated kinases.

This is most likely during a cophasing of demension and time interactions.

Are there any Bezerk effects from the comic wave yet?

Will Bezerk be good or bad for me if I am exposed?

by househug June 4, 2011

bezzer

a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.

oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!

by duncan white January 12, 2008

Beezer

A blow job during the act of driving.

I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.

by Trainor January 23, 2005

Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 13, 2010