Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Get the Beta Malemug. To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023
Get the Beta Male Smilemug. My piece of shit uncle.
by Juan_R December 23, 2022
Get the Beta malemug. 
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022
Get the Beta Male Rockmug. 