barnacle

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.

"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."

by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

Barnacle

A barnacle is a piece of feces that hangs outside of the toilet water from a prior use of the toilet.

"Oh jesus! Do they really expect me to use this toilet brush on all these barnacles? I don't even live here!"

by Rjn2301 June 6, 2018

Barnacle

A person who desperately looks to latch themselves onto a pre-existing group that does not wish to expand the group.

Dude, that guy is a total barnacle! We gotta ditch him fast.

by Marc Logan July 7, 2012

bone barnacle

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007

Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water

Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch

by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

barnacle

Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.

"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."

by Imbrii June 15, 2005