Belgian waterfall

Chundering up large amounts of Stella Artois (a Belgian beer), to give the impression of a waterfall

"Ahhhhh mate, Jake has had way too much Stella, look at that Belgian Waterfall

by jakestar99 June 03, 2017

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

Belgian rofl

A lol or rofl that goes beyond the typical and into the extraordinary. Also can be a rofl that takes place in Belgium

That joke was so funny I literally ate a belgian rofl

by TAAAAAAAAAANK February 28, 2011

belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear

Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!

by Pissmonkeyz April 29, 2016

Belgian Blintz

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.

I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

by Fred Werfner July 02, 2004

belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.

I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.

by boots08 April 08, 2009