A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.
Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..
Austin: We are doing that again soon!!
Ben: Fo Sho!!
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1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
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Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
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