Beavermegaly

a serious and unattractive condition that results from excessive overgrowth of pubic hair. This is typically seen extending from the mons pubis region upward toward the navel and laterally to hip bones.

Did you see that girl changing in the locker room? She had a horrible case of beavermegaly! Someone get a weed whacker!

by LandG September 11, 2010

Beaverish

The time when you start feeling all your rights and wrongs go flying out the window and allow yourself to be free of everything that ties you down.

I'm feeling a bit beaverish tonight.

by Mr. Escaleras September 27, 2010

beavwrangler

1) what all straight men aspire to be.

2) a man gifted with the ability to round up a bunch of hot chicks to bring to a party.

3) a man who has been known to wake up with 3 or more women in his bed after a hard night of partying.

4) not you.

"This party is a total sausage fest, I'm gonna call Trace, that guy is a beavwrangler!"

by 3WONINJA January 15, 2011

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."

by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016