Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass

1. To beat the shit out of someone.

2. To fuck the shit out of someone.

1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.

2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.

by drew251 February 21, 2009

Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

by 69aroe June 17, 2020

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Beat the shoes off

When a person is fighting with shoes in and walk away without shoes on.

Dang they beat the shoes off that man.

by Shantay March 8, 2022

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025