Banistan

(Noun)

An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.

"This member is having a meltdown on that thread, can we get an admin to send him to Banistan?"

"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."

by TheMAR July 1, 2014

Baitstain

When someone stands behind you and lets you die for a REFRAG to then say 'I cant hear you down there' referring to the scoreboard, He is a Baitstain just like a cumstain on your shirt they are a piece of sh*t

Jack you fu**ing Baitstain stop griefing and thinking you good at counter-strike

by JcK553 May 30, 2018

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Baristapotomus

When you go to a coffee shop expecting to see a cute barista ready to make you some coffee, but instead you find a dried up sea hag pushing three on the hoof where the single origin must have been imported somewhere around her.

Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.

by SkulletBuster October 19, 2017

Arvin Bautista

Goes by many names, including: Arveen, Arving, Avin, ARRRRVIN, Arvenis Penis, Arniv. He loves these nicknames but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want them to feel obliged to call him these embarrassing names. He doesn't like Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D but pretends he doesn't mind him because he's worried about having an orange thrown at him Always wears a mask to hide his identity as a spy from Antarctica.

Barbaroso: Ayo bro sheeeeeesh... Is that top G Arvin Bautista?????
Arvinus Big Penus: Yo dawgg it is my main man Arv G!!
Arvin Bautista: Yo whaddup broskis bruv famalam g dem innit

by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022

Big Dave Bautista

Large, heavily-muscled individual.

Woah, look at that dude. Fuckin, Big Dave Bautista!

by Nate Wright III January 25, 2008

Barista Jam

an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'

"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."

by squidgeroo March 27, 2009