help me im stuck in the basement

help pls

help me im stuck in the basement

by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

basement troll

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.

Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.

by nemo421 December 3, 2007

Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).

"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

BAYSMENT

Slang term for the southern region of the Central California coast.

This area is south of the San Fransisco Bay and includes:

Santa Cruz, Monterey, Pacific Grove, Salinas, Marina, Carmel, Pebble Beach, Del Rey Oaks, Gonzales, Greenfield, King City, Marina, Seaside, Soledad, Fort Ord, Capitola, Scotts Valley, Watsonville, Amesti, Aptos, Aptos, Hills-Larkin Valley, Ben Lomond, Bonny Doon, Boulder Creek, Brookdale,

Hey Yo, lets take a trip to the Baysment this weekend!

by stupidscreenname November 16, 2010

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020