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Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES
OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA
by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021
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barney

if the cops cach us smoking pot, we're going to be in barney
by sparky mcgee December 15, 2008
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barnes

A gracious human bieng with big heart and thick skin. A brave warrior on or off a battle ground. A man complete for existence or a man too never forget.
The barnes raidered the field as we stood back to back and fought our way to freedom
by vikbjorn May 25, 2008
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BarneySplat

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!
by Telephony June 22, 2019
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Barneycorn

The bumps in the deepest realm of your ladies turd cutter. Most of you short dicks will never experience the sensation of a Barneycorn but for those endowed...read on
I was so deep in that bitch's ass, I knocked off a Barneycorn.
by a$$man February 27, 2015
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Barneydicking

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
by imhunter01 May 24, 2017
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Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.
Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.
by High on Wolfstar smut November 10, 2021
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