Welfare-barnacle

noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.

2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.

3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.

4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.

5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.

"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."

by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009

barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.

1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!

by misterj December 10, 2008

acorn barnacle

Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.

Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!

by saccharinsugar February 29, 2016

stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.

Stop being a Stupid Barnacle.

by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017