by commandercool9876 May 11, 2010
Get the Barn Star mug.by racnjag May 25, 2011
Get the barn yard pimp mug.A barn bitch is a bitch who goes to the same horse back riding barn as you.
Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.
Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.
by equestrihonest October 3, 2014
Get the barn bitch mug.The fantasy of collectors everywhere-(mostly automotive)-that they'll stumble upon a mint condition vintage 'Benz or Ferrari
in a barn or airplane hangar somewhere between N.Y/L.A....owned by someone just happy to get rid of it.Uh-huh.
in a barn or airplane hangar somewhere between N.Y/L.A....owned by someone just happy to get rid of it.Uh-huh.
COLLECTOR:"My 300SL Roadster was a BARN FIND from an estate sale on a river town in Southern Indiana.Family was just happy to be rid of the thing at 90k.Imagine that!"
COLLECTOR 2:"Enough with your fish stories!Even in desperation
nobody let's that rig go for less than 300K.There's photos of you at Barrett Jackson last month anyway."
COLLECTOR 2:"Enough with your fish stories!Even in desperation
nobody let's that rig go for less than 300K.There's photos of you at Barrett Jackson last month anyway."
by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005
Get the BARN FIND mug.A motherfucker who wants to run something/be in charge of something,when in reality their ass isn't in charge of jack shit.....A wannabe.
by gatorfan6471 July 26, 2016
Get the Barn boss mug....Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010
Get the barn food mug.Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 15, 2018
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