barb king

A male version of a barb queen from CoC.

My barb king was flung by a spring trap.

by yeeyeemypp November 13, 2019

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019

Barb Cocopalm

Barb is a lovely Person. She will always listen to you. She loves personality tests and if she starts to like something, she tries to find out everything about it. Her birthday is the 7th of February. She is an amazing writer, but she doesn't believe enough in herself and her writings. She's very honest with you and I think that's one of her best characteristics. She's very short but that doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. Barb deserves every bit of happiness you can give her. She is a strong person with very much emotions. She is one of the most beautiful and important people I ever "met" and I hope one day she sees how unique she is.

A: I don't know what to do
B: Call Barb Cocopalm- she is so fun and everyone likes her

by eefus maximus February 6, 2020

barb.jpeg

barb.jpeg is a really funny and awesome arianator that speaks facts everytime

someone: who is barb.jpeg??
someone: an arianator that speaks facts all the time

by chaeryeong best girl July 30, 2021

Barb City

The capital of the country Slayistan.

I live in Barb City

by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022

barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.

“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025

Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men

Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!

by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025