bagsed

To lay initial claim on something. Or to secure the rights to an item or object. Similar to dibs.

I bagsed the spare tickets to tomorrow's game!

by Tbonerz January 10, 2009

Barbecue sauce on my titties

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019

barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.

Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.

by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

by Larry Power September 14, 2005

jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 October 12, 2008

barbechris

to have barbecue sauce poured all over you while you're banging some bitch.

to get a blow job with bacon and barbecue sauce on your weiner

to motorboat a girl with barbecue sauce

Dude, Katie and I barbechrised last night. She was so sticky afterwards.

by i.have.boobies September 13, 2011