one night in bangkok

To spend "one night in Bangkok" means to have sex with an Asian tranny, especially a prostitute.

Guy #1: See that cute Asian chick over there? I just did her last night.
Guy #2: Dude, that's a dude!
Guy #1: Seriously? No wonder she'd only let me fuck her in the ass.
Guy #2: So, how was your one night in Bangkok?

by one night in bangkok March 5, 2009

Bangkok

a way to cockknock someone

Me: What's the capital of Thailand?
Idiot: Ummmm...I don't know.
Me: BANGKOK!!!
Idiot: HOLY SHIT!!! IT FUCKING HURTS!!!

by B.o.B April 12, 2004

Bangkok dentist

The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.

watch out for the Bangkok dentist

by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

Bangkok Handjob

when after a ejaculating, a male realises that what he was pleasuring himself to was a transexual

lads, i was a bit drunk last night and gave myself a bangkok handjob

by henrytipple August 14, 2009

bangkok

a) capital of thailand

b) an inappropriate reference to having wild sexual relations

a) The capital of Thailand is Bangkok. (why "bangkok?)

b) Damn, i had a wild trip to bangkok last night.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 10, 2004

Bangkok

man who walks through airport turnside sideways is going to bangkok

see trip to thailand

by dave August 13, 2003

Bangkok Blindfold

When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.

Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!

by Billman99999 December 17, 2008