Black Balling

When an ex-employer gives you a bad reputation with other potential employers regardless of your performance. Essentially defamation but in business.

"Hey man, did you get the job?

"Nah dude. Things looked good at first but my recruiter just told me they aren't interested. I think one of my old bosses is black balling me."

by cbrown11696 May 20, 2019

snugg-balling

the act of wearing a snuggie and nothing but a snuggie.

When i woke up this morning my dad was snugg-balling, and i saw the entire downstairs mix up.

by frizz21 March 16, 2010

Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.

I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!

by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

deep balling

When a guy plows a lady’s ass so hard his balls wedge between her ass cheeks.

I was deep balling Carrie so hard my balls were wedged between her ass cheeks.

by Golf19 November 23, 2017

Melon Balling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

by Meatman January 15, 2006