backdoor man

The naked man that is running out your back door when your walking in from a hard days work to support your unfaithful wife.

who the **** was that guy that just ran out you slut!

for a price, i'll be your backdoor man - ac/dc

by theelcaminodude December 27, 2010

backdoorbandit

he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.

"hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?" "nein,f resse du frauenfake"

by bows3r April 15, 2009

Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

backdoor woman

A woman who engages in anal sex. It may refer simply to a woman who 'takes it in the ass', or it may refer to a woman who prefers it 'in the ass'. The distinction is contextual. Not to be confused with a backdoor man, who sleeps with married women.

I never have to worry about the rag with her; she's a backdoor woman.

by Der Golem January 26, 2010

Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005