punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

baby dick

A term used to call a short elf guy with a small dick.

Ian:Aj has a baby dick.

Patience:word.

by sweatydickballs January 28, 2023

Baby Dick

A firearm, usually to refer to a pistol. Preferably a glock

I got that baby dick on me nigga

by countchokcula July 27, 2022

Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating

Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm

by Assberg December 18, 2023

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022